By Ian Ortega
1. Bebe Cool’s Marketing Is Majorly Online. Much of Bebe Cool’s fan base is on Facebook. Because of the popularity he enjoys online, he mistakes it for popularity in the country. And as before, he has been misled into expecting mammoth crowds only to be disappointed on the final day.
2. Coccidiosis is Not A Song worth a concert. Truth be told, Coccidiosis is one of those songs that takes fans for a ride. It may be a hit locally, but it can’t take Bebe Cool far in his musical career. Whereas many are shouting about the song, only a few are actually willing to pay money to listen to such a song.
3. Ekigunda Kyo Mwaka will be a week Before. One of the biggest concerts of the year, Ekigunda Kyo Mwaka will have taken place a week before. Most of the people who would have paid to attend Bebe Cool’s concert will not have much zeal to spend more money on a Bebe Cool concert that does not promise much.
4. Most of Bebe Cool’s fans are young and broke. Majority of Bebe Cool’s fans are the young and broke crowds who don’t have much money to pay and have curfews at homes. It is less likely that they have the ability to part with 20K.
5. It may rain on that day. Last year, it rained on the day Bebe Cool organized a concert at the beach. We may witness the rain god splashing those drops once again at this concert thus a super flop for the year.
6. No Big show has Flopped Yet. Because no big show has flopped ever since 2013 began, Bebe Cool’s concert may become the sacrificial lamb to the god of the flops. Since, the priest shrine, Mega Dee has no concert this year, it’s only worth giving Bebe Cool’s concert to this god of flops before he gets annoyed and punishes us next year.
7. He Is the Only Artiste who has stuck to Beef. Whereas some artistes have gone ahead to stick to music and develop their lives, Bebe Cool is still stuck in the beef truck. And since, the fans are also growing up, it’s likely they will shun Bebe Cool’s beef concert.
8. Rema’s Prayers May Work. Rema’s prayers and those of other people that Bebe Cool has hurt over time may work this time round which implies that God will be left with no option but to serve us with the Biggest flop of the year.
9. Fans are saving for Christmas Concerts. The Ugandan fans are busy saving money for the Christmas concerts rather than spend it now and just stare during the festive season. This implies that Bebe Cool may suffer with the saving habits of the fans.
10. History Repeats itself. We all know that Bebe Cool was at his best last year, in fact he was the best artiste musically but still his show did not live up to the hype. Overtime, we have realized that history repeats itself and once again Coccidiosis as a concert will develop this disease. You can’t sing about the disease and expect your concert not to have the same disease.
The only reason Bobi Wine fans will give for not attending this concert is: “I would rather kill myself that go to than concert and get coccidiosis.”