By Moses Abeka
We have been reliably informed that the script writers/actors/producers/editors of the infamous UCU Sex Tape, have been made to apologise infront of a university assembly this morning.
The cleansing ceremony included; preaching, repentance, and rebuking of the spirit of sexual immorality in the youth at the Mukono based Christian founded and managed institution.
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The actors, each stood at the podium, disgraced and ashamed as they apologised amidst wild cheers from other students chanting the sex tape’s theme song/mourn: “What the helll…make it nasty!”
According to our eavedroppers, the students promised to keep their bodies clothed till marriage despite the fact that there is nothing left to imagination since one can watch them on Youtube at one’s convenience.
UCU has played parental role, forgiving, cleansing and swallowing the bitter pill.
Sex according to most beliefs is a sacred and private affair.
“[katogoaward]”
