By Moses Abeka
While most people are occupied with thoughts of what to bring out of the year, I hatched a proven opportunity that will excite your pants.
The festive season unleashes the animal out of us bringing us in touch with our untamed instincts, the reason taxonomists classify man under animal kingdom. Yes, we do have hyenas, lions, dogs and pussycats’ instincts running through our veins and you can bring that back in January.
Here is why January is the best month to get the game on.
1.RANDOM ACCESS MEMORIES
Do you want to be remembered for the rest of the year and more years to come? If yes, then why are you not scrolling through those contacts. Be the one to hit it first and your name will be retrieved always even when somebody wishes you a happy new year. At this time, you smile off inwardly replying,”My year is already happy”
2.BROKENESS
Most people are so damn broke after spending like Christmas was an emergency. Infact, all of us broke! Thats why people are mourning the end of coco cola connect promotion. Grab a few shillings and make that call, she will come running with KFC the furthest thing on her mind.
3. A DRIVE FOR GROWTH
Sex will put you into a winners mood. It is equilvalent to having a hearty meal before a long safari. Get your motivation.
4.VALENTINES DAY AROUND THE CORNER
Get your love boat sailing as you head to the beach of breezy Valentine beach. Get her and treat her right. You dont want to spend Valentines playing video games like a one James Onen.
A new year is upon us!!
DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS WRITTEN UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ORGASM.
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