By Our Reporter
When news of a coup-d’etat in the Nud3 Pic republic hit town, our resident investigators went down to dig info about the woman in question. It was a long struggle since the woman had already deleted her Facebook account by then and tried her level best to leave no traces that could point to her history, what she does, where she resides and who her close friends may be.
Yet our failure in providing a biography to your our readers would be historical and a shame to our name; BigEyeUg. We have Big Eyes after all, we watch you 24-7, from the time you wake up, and to the time you go to bed. Zaitoon Katsurana could thus not escape our satellites and archives.
With only 5 followers on Twitter, and a photo with a gleaming smile, Zaitoon was your perfect corporate girl, one you could least expect to turn wild. But they say, in the battle of desires, emotions and logic, desires and emotions will always win. And so they did win for Zaitoon Katsurana. After all, Kasturana sounded like the perfect synonym for Kama Sutra, with the Ka’s and Su’s.
There are many things Ugandans will disagree upon, but on one thing, they have chosen to agree, the fact that Uganda has one of the yummiest girls in the world. Katsurana’s photo album was and will still be for generations to come testament to that fact.
But what kind of lady is Katsurana, what things do interest her? First, Katsurana was and is still into news. She had followed most of the top media houses in the world. From BBC News World, Reuters Top News, Fox News, New York Times, Huffington Post and even BigEye Uganda. She’s also a fashionista hiding in a shell, and that part could be seen in how she decorated her room in the photos, donning it with the girly colours such as pink. She followed Tyra Banks, Vogue Magazine and various fashion blogs to acclimatize herself with the trending fashions.
To most of her friends, she was the quiet, reserved, god-fearing kind of girl. One that always stuck to her Islamic religion and would be seen praying the required 5 times a day at the office. Though hot, most men were scared of approaching her for fear that she would reproach them. Her conversations were hinged on the serious topics of life. During the budget reading, she was the one that helped simplify all the stuff for the blondes at office. If there were ever nude pics, Katsurana’s nude pics were probably hidden on Mars and none of the men at office ever suspected they would ever see her naked in their life time.
Yet within her, was a tigress dying to come out. The young, wild and free boisterous Kampala urbanite girl was dying to play and go rompatic. Read that, rompatic. She wanted to experience the things that other girls experienced; she wanted to share in the fun. She wanted to take off the veil that had shut down this part of her life; she wanted to show her true personality. A Google search shows that she begun perusing through various porn sites every evening after work, and would later re-act the poses at her apartment in Kisaasi.
It was only a matter of time before the Tigress in her grew to maturity. Coincidentally, it was at the same time that a married man begun hitting on her. Nothing disarms a Ugandan girl like a man with a ring. Katsurana was disarmed. She was ready to do anything to get a hold of this man, and have him for keeps.
The Makerere University Student shifted her efforts from getting a first class degree to getting this married man. Whereas other girls were busy trying to show their boyfriends German Juice, she invented a new genre, she invented the famous Ugandan milkshake as evidenced in her photos. Desire Luzinda accomplished her mission with two photos, for Katsurana, it was an album or nothing. Like the Americans throwing bombs on Al-Qaeda embankments in Afghanistan, Katsurana was dropping photo after photo.
But you don’t finger the finger that fingered a friend. The same lady who exposed Jackie Atuhaire was the same other lady that decided to expose Katsurana for disturbing her man. Once the lady landed on Katsurana’s photos in her husband’s phone gallery, she decided to create a special folder on google drive to expose her. The lady who exposed Katsurana according to friends is a one Anelia. Many believe her husband is like honey that keeps attracting flies and trapping them.
Yet other conspiracy theorists believe the issue of full nud3 pic albums signifies a migration from analog to digital.