By Our Reporter
I have been going through some period of intense thoughts about the gains Ugandan men make from a relationship. In a period when the beasts of feminism have taken reign over the heads of many a Ugandan woman, I sit and repose, what really do Ugandan Girls have to offer to the Ugandan men other than sex?
I have been through a couple of relationships, but I can’t think of one important skill or advice I learned from a girl I ever dated. The only thing of utmost importance that ever came out of my relationships with girls was the sex.
See, when I date a girl, I literally take up the role of being her mentor. I ask about her dreams and goals, and try to help her in making them a reality. I introduce her to some of my friends that matter. If she’s broke and without a job, I will try my level best to spot opportunities for her. I will bail her out when she’s low on finances. If there’s some skill she ought to learn, I will teach that to her. I will take her to places she’s never been. I will seek out her strengths and help her leverage them. I give her good love in bed. I am willing to delay my orgasm until she’s had hers. And what do I get in return? Only her vagina.
I wonder and wonder, what else do Ugandan girls bring to the table apart from the sex? For many of these girls, they will abandon you the moment your life changes for the worst. For many of these girls, they won’t be present at your worst. They won’t give you any meaningful logical solutions to your problems.
In the past, girls would cook, they would do our laundry, they would even help in organizing your bachelor pad. Now, they do none of that anymore. They drink like their fathers. They ask that we buy food from Hellofood. They ask that someone comes in to do the house clean-up and laundry.
Most of these girls are pay per view. As a one Trustus warned; “Beware of the “pay-per-view” type of girl; the one who won’t give you the time of day unless you’re directly spending on her!”
And not even the sex most of these Ugandan girls give, is the best. Of late, there’s been a decline in the quality of sex that’s to be expected from Ugandan girls. Having binged on porn, these girls have a very skewed view of what good sex is to a man, the kind of girls who will slap your b*lls and think that it’s very romantic. Most of them can’t even have sex unless they are high, they tire very easily. I can’t count how many times I have had to stop in the middle of sex simply because the girl had no rhythm to the whole game.
I don’t write this piece with anger, I write it with a pinching sadness for the male race. Ugandan males are being cheated when it comes to their relationships with girls. There’s nothing that Ugandan girls are offering these men apart from sex. If men could outsource sex to robots perhaps in the future, girls would come totally useless to a man’s life. After all, most of them have even run away from reproduction, an average Ugandan girl has at least been on pills or aborted in the course of her life.
So to Ugandan women reading this, what else are you offering the men apart from the sex? Drop your comment…
