By Ian Ortega
Uganda’s Kim Kardashian aka Desire Luzinda has threatened to ‘Break The Internet’ much better than her. Luzinda who was speaking to friends says she’d finally discovered her passion and strengths.
“I wasted a lot of time doing music. I struggled to out hits. It was all hard work, yet just one nude photo and the whole Uganda is talking about me. I even got to BBC and Daily Mail. My music would never have taken me to those places but my body did,” Luzinda told friends.
She added; “I imagine people like Kim Kardashian are scared at the moment. Otherwise, why would she rush to pose nude the moment BBC interviewed me. She’s scared. She can’t fathom the fact that we blacks have better bodies and we even pull. If she’s breaking the internet, I will break it even better.”
It is alleged that Kanye West just like Desire Luzinda’s ex boyfriend is a Nigerian. And thus Luzinda sees a mirror image of herself when she sees Kim Kardashian.
“We share a lot in common, but I must say, I am more endowed. When my sextape eventually comes out, the Kim tape will disappear because mine is full of elnino rains. But let me go slow, when the time comes, I won’t just break the internet, I will close down the internet with my bombastic sextape,” Luzinda affirmed to friends.
Over to you friends, who’s better: “Desire Luzinda or Kim Kardashian?”