By Moses Abeka
The dot com era is upon us and everybody is on the race to tell the world what their life is like. Networking culture, the mad rush for ”perfect bodies” and need to stay up to date with trends being set by psychos across the oceans as strategies to market their products be it music or television show. When they sneeze, we catch the cold.
The soft wares listed below have been flawlessly executed, with the meticulous skills of a surgeon; the social culture has changed forever and is here to stay as social insecurity is more complicated to deal with than political insecurity.
1. ADOBE AGE SLICER PRO
This is the most trending software among the women though some men are also manipulating it. The main effect of this software is to keep one’s age static as the years go by. So in real sense, users of this software celebrate birthday anniversaries concealing the age of their brains and buttocks.
Legend has it that this software makes age to develop acute incurable elephantiasis thus age remains static as the years fly by. One wonders what age did to people to deserve such inhuman treatment!
2. ACCENT AUDIO SHOP
This has a gross effect on the DNA coding of the vocal cords. It encodes special instructions to the vocal ranges raping the mother tongue effect and the aftermath of the destruction is some of RRRRrrr…Memmmn! Those kind of words Robin Kisti and Lady Beezo use.
3. BABY MAKER SENIOR PRO
This is for a few. It’s use is highly unreliable amidst today’s challenges. The MC Kats, Douglas Mayanjas of this world are consultants.
4. BOOB ILLUSTRATOR
This is the most utilized software enabling the success of the above software. It enables women with flappy, elastic, saggy sacs of mammary chambers like appendages of a catapult to look as stunning as models who have done boob jobs.
I rest my case.