By Moses Abeka
The year is waning; east to west the sun is setting is on us, a new dawn is upon us. 2013 is heavily pregnant, labour is due. While we await the new baby, we take you through some of the personalities that have kept us talking, tweeting and facebooking while 2013 was dealing with morning sickness, maternity dresses, cravings and antenatal visits. Some made it nasty and bloody despite 2013 missing her periods.
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting to you the dumbest personalities of 2013; the people we hope will come up with better resolutions for 2014.
10. KING SAHA
He is a king without a crown somewhere in the kingdom of Leone Island. For beating up a fellow upcoming artiste accusing him of “stealing his words”(Are you the queen?) we give him the tenth crown of shame. We are yet to confirm whether he plays a part time body guard job at the kingdom.
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9. PANTY-LESS BABES
Boo all the women who went pantyless to nightclubs yet feel sweet when approached? Why advertise what you are not sure whether you want to sell. Again, boooo!
8. BEBE COOL
Your facebook rants smells the work of primary kid. At times we suspect your kids play with it! The brains you display there seem to be theirs, rasta!
7. KABAREEBE DOREEN
Her naked butt earned her overnight fame and provoked Rev Fr. Lokodo Simon to call for ban on miniskirts. It is said you have never looked sexier than, think so? DUMB!
6. PAKISTAN RAPE SQUAD
No comments for these investors! Tusaaba gavumenti etuyambe!
5. UCU SEX TAPE SQUAD
Another team of lost souls! Which course work was that?
4. MAMA FINA
The gods may be well pleased with nudity but taking nude photos and not getting enough spirits to prevent them from leaking is dumb! Those photos of Mama typing spiritual notes in her eclipse will always be an eye sore! Not nice.
3.CHRIS MUBIRU
The serial homo! We hear he has been playing back pass since 1980 on your little desperate boys dreaming of playing in national colours. Gosh, that video will always make the world puke!
2. RONALD KIBUULE
This minister instead of representing pressing affairs of the youth, Kibuule ”rape-presented” the rapists! When the Pakistan rape squad broke loose, he came out claiming to reward anyone who gave information leading to their arrest! What happened? Dumb!
1. CHRIS DUMB SORRY, CHRIS DUKE THOMAS
For breaking a princess’ heart and discussing bedroom issues on facebook, Chris Duke is the WINNER! Obugalooo! The Thorn Crown of Shame goes to Duke!
0.Yes we have number zero, hehe, the league of 29!
“[katogoaward]”