By Ian Nkera Ford
We see them everyday go out of their way to entertain us and make sure we have smiles on our faces. Some of them will jump up and down on stage in an attempt to ignite excitement; others will stage publicity stunts in a ploy to woo us to go watch their concerts. Such is the life of a Ugandan entertainer that imagining them partake another career path is close to impossible.
But in case they didn’t decide to follow their passion what are some of the jobs that you would see these famous people do?
Rema
That’s easy. If this talented lady didn’t choose life on the stage, she would be definitely be that hot bank teller in one of the banks around. I trust her dimples to make men flock to deposit some dime. I am pretty sure the bank managers would fight for a piece of her in the end losing their jobs.
Golola Moses
That’s pretty easy. I mean this guys has disfigured faces for a living so a job as a bouncer at one of the clubs would make him so useful. The bad part is when he is checking you for any arms before entering the club, that wouldn’t be exciting I can imagine.
Yung Mulo
I am sure this one wouldn’t have a stable job.Yung Mulo strikes me as the guy who would get jobs as fast as he would lose them. He would probably be running around the streets ‘burning’ CD’s in sagging pants and being a nuisance.
Bobi Wine
This one is a shrewd businessman so he would probably be the car bond dealer. I would imagine him sitting and brokering some car deals and on the lunch break he would go to the backyard and smoke on the ‘holy herb’.
Bad Black
This one would probably be vending her body fabric to the highest buyer on city streets at night. Sorry guys I forgot that’s her area of expertise. I can’t think of another area she would thrive.
Mun*g
HAHAHA… this hilarious rapper would be the guy at your favourite internet café asking his clients…..”I add you how much?”
Straka
Hahaha… my dear Straka Mwezi would be that plus size girls’ school matron. Her outrageous dress sense and her hairdos would haunt her students though.
