Sometimes love hurts. And sometimes, even worse, making love can hurt—a lot. That’s the premise behind TLC’s Sex Sent Me To the ER. Shocked and inspired by some of the crazy stories on the show, we decided to look into sex injuries, too. And what we’ve found will leave you gasping. These are the 10 craziest sex injuries, EVER!
1. Pop rocks in v**ina
A woman, thinking that it would create a desirable sensation, actually put candy rocks in her v**ina in order to reach orgasm. Ouch!
2. Passionate kiss hurts ear
A young woman in China was left partially deaf in one ear after her boyfriend’s very passionate kiss pulled her eardrum out.
3. Old woman with hammer
A 77-year-old woman went to the hospital after she got the claw end of a hammerstuck up her vagina.
4. Broken d*ck after pills
A man sued VirilisPro after he claimed that popping the pills led him to fracture his penis and a large quantity of blood squirting onto the sheets, walls and mirror.
5. Dislocated jaw and window pain
In a bizarre twist of fate, a teen girl dislocated her jaw while giving her boyfriend a blowjob–and he, scarred, jumped out her window and hurt himself.
6. Broken Tongue
A woman born with a tied tongue(meaning that the strip of skin connecting her tongue to the bottom of her mouth is shorter than most people’s) injured herself when her boyfriend kissed her roughly and snapped her tongue tie, filling her mouth with blood.
7. Gun as sex toy
In a case of obvious things that are a bad idea, a man accidentally shot his girlfriend while pleasuring her with his gun.
8. Nitroglycerin as lube
A young couple couldn’t wait to get out of grandma’s house to have sex, and accidentally used grams’ nitroglycerintube (mistaking it for lubricent)–then passing out due to the extreme drop in blood pressure.
9. Elbowed in eye
A young woman having sex with her new boyfriend ended up getting elbowed in the eye, later waking up with blurry vision and a huge bruise.
10. Stuck p*nis ring
A man who made his own eight-inch steel cockring ended up getting it stuck on his penis, causing him to rush to the hospital for medical attention.
Source: Latina