By Ian Ortega
After a lot of research all over the World, BigEye.ug has finally solved the greatest mystery ever. People like Martin Luther, Isaac Newton and Abraham Lincoln all died trying to solve this mystery.
Even the greatest scientist of this generation, Stephen Hawking accepted defeat. Therefore the team at BigEye.ug has finally cracked the code, we unveil the items in a lady’s handbag. They say curiosity killed the cat, we hope this discovery will help you get a clue to certain things you always pondered over.
1. Make-up Kit
A woman’s handbag is described by many as a Salon of sorts, it has nail clippers, lip balm, nail vanish, combs, lotions, and hair extensions. A woman’s handbag can transform her into any kind of woman she desires to be anywhere at any time. They have mirrors too.
2. Extra Clothes and Shoes
Just in case she gets a carpet interview or just in case she sleeps over, a woman’s handbag comes in handy for such cases. It always has extra pants, knickers, bras and blouses. You can send her to a desert and she will spend a whole week with different clothes.
3. Screw drivers
This was confirmed after a man’s cooker went missing. The man searched all over the place until he found it in the girlfriend’s bag. Women`s handbags have microwaves, nails, screw drivers, sockets, extension cables, television sets, refrigerators, gas stoves. Soon they will be carrying cars. Actually men need to be cautious, once a woman begins paying you overnight visits, begin counting your assets otherwise she may steal all of them without you ever noticing.
4. Pads and Condoms
On a serious note, ladies’ handbags have used and un-used sanitary pads. Just in case it is heavy flow during that time of the month. They have condoms to give to their horny boyfriends.
5. Security Gadgets
Women’s bags have pistols, chloroform, itching sprays , pangas, machetes, hoes and every security gadget of a kind.
6. Food
This is common with Kampala girls, they stock their handbags with Lumonde, Muwoogo , maize and G-nuts. Last night I was out on a date when a girl’s rolex fell as she stood up to give me a hug. So women’s bags act as containers.
7. Pharmacy
Women’s handbags act as whole Pharmacy shops. They are stocked with Anti-pregnancy pills, they are stocked with Morning after sex pills, they are stocked with Viagra, and they are stocked with Anti-HIV tablets. Please never check women’s handbags, you can find all sorts of capsules, syrups and tablets.
8. ADD MORE
It would be a disservice if we did all the discovery for you. For the safety of my marriage, I have chosen to reserve the other items. In fact I wrote this article while inside a ladies’ handbag. She carried me as she went out to visit her side dish. Yes check your girlfriend’s bag; it is big enough for you to feet. You can now tell BigEye.ug the other items; we have solved the greatest mystery.
