By Ian Ortega
In what promises to be a battle of the coolest on Facebook, we may see some of the hottest girls on Facebook tearing themselves up. It all started when Dollar Pounds (The Queen of Facebook) shared a post from an entertainment website that termed Onyango Gareth as a cheat. Gareth did not take this post simple and neither did Sheilah Gashumba, the 17 year old daughter of Frank Gashumba.
Gashumba posted immediately:
“I Dont Know Why You Wud Copy Someone’s Fashion Sense,The Way The Person Takes Her Photos, Literally Follow Her On All Social Networks Then You Start Hating..Well Now Hating Has Lost Sense….Now Lemme Educated Some Girls Who Need To Be Put In There Places..You Thinking Your Hatin,Your Mistaken,You Following Footsteps,Admiring And Too Bad You Cant Reach The Standards So You Decide To Give Up And Open Your Trap Of A Mouth. I Dont Know Why People Waste Time On People That They Barely Know…Some People Need To Take Seats For Once…Respect People’s Hustle…If You Cant Match Up To My Standard……#BOWDOWN… RESPECT … Calm Your Tits Down And Read A Book Before You Judge It!!If Someone Is Friends With A Girl Who Calls Herself Dollar Pounds on Fbk.Should Pass This Message To Her. Pist.com”
Dollar Pounds did not take this lightly. She sent back a missile that has seen the 17 year old girl slip off into a depression according to close friends.
Here’s what Dollar Pounds posted:
“So Why Would A 17 Year Old Teenager Claim Im Copying Her Sense Of Style n Craap??REALLY?? Lemme Educate You Madam.. “FASHION is Fashion And Its MEANT To Be Copied From Designers to Model Celebrities Then The People. Thats How It Rolls”
Copying Your Style?? What Will Naomi Campbell, Linda Farrow,Vena Cava,Isabel Marant All Say??
Coz Their Fashion Games r “A” Class Calm Your Cow-bell Tities Down Already
Stop Making Noise For Us.Twaakowaaaa
Tuula Wansi..
#Bileke_mu_2013 I Wont Dance To Your Music Missy!! Im The Original Me. I Wont Let Nobody Take Away My Freedom..
Atleast Not YOU. YEES I shared An Article And I Think On Social Media Anybody Can Say Anything They Wish To Say….Its Not Like I Was The Author Of The Damn Article I Shared On My Timeline. So Why Take Stuff Personal?
Im Not Even Friends With You On Facebook …Hahaha This is Intresting And Ohh! BTW All Those Heartless People That Commented on That Damn Post Are Her Sympathisers. Y’all Just Commented To Suck It Up For Her ..
I Hear My Butt Is Plastic.. bwahahaha
Appreciate Dont Hate… God Must Have Ran Out Of Ideas By The Time He Created U. So he Gave U “A NICE WOOD CURVING INSTEAD”
Dont hate on My Ass Bambi
And If The LINK I shared had No Ground,Why Are All Your Followers Attacking Me In My Inbox?? Your Just A Kid On A Horn Pill
REMINDER: Whoever Is Friends With This 17year old Teenager SHEILAH GASHUMBA Should Pass On This Message Because The Best Way To Deal With A Fool Is To Let Them Feel Bright.”
The post which went viral saw Sheilah Gashumba take a sabbatical off Facebook.
Nickita Evans Bachu, the fiancée to Gareth Onyango hit back criticizing Dollar Pounds in a Post.
“I feel sorry for not men that date her but just flirt or think of flirting with her. She is totally disgusting.”Rumour has it that Gareth Onyango has banned Dollar Pounds from Club Venom including people from her social circle. We at BigEye.ug shall continue to update you about a battle that’s promising to divide the whole of Facebook.
It’s on this note, that Ian Ortega promises a threesome in order to unite the two parties, that’s Ian, Dollar Pounds and Sheilah Gashumba. That’s the only way to solve this paradox, whoever satisfies Ian best, wins the battle.
Disclaimer: Ian Ortega thinks with one percent of his brain in such situations, it’s left to the imagination of the reader to think of how bright he would get if he applied just 10% of his brain. Once again, calm down the cow-bell what? Yes, Tities, you got it right.
“[katogoaward]”