By Ian Ortega
The most popular Ugandan atheist may be one of Uganda’s oldest bachelors but he’s not about to soften his standards and date his fellow work-mate, Seanice Kacungira.
Over the week, rumour had it that the two were actually pushing out together but Fat Boy has come out to deny all this nonsense.
“More than a few people seem to want Seanice and I to be in a relationship. Sorry, but are you aware that both Seanice and I are seeing other people, and we’re happy with the people we have? At least I am. So you can forget it. Besides, she ain’t my type, and I am not her type either. (Although Melanie and I almost chawed – but that was in the early days… hehehe. I said almost, so don’t start rumours please. It didn’t happen.)”
Fat Boy also made it clear that they never had sex with Melanie though they were a few steps from the real action. However close friends tell us that they actually did have it, and it’s a secret between the two.
Well, to Seanice, you are not Fat Boy’s type, but some horny dude reading this feels you are his type.
