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Statement on Sheilla Gashumba
I awoke to a message from Sheilla Gashumba, of a recording of my phone call with a client. Then a few seconds after that, my phone received a flurry of messages. I started receiving the screenshots of malicious social media posts that had been made by Sheilla Gashumba. I was startled of course. All my friends in the Public Relations industry reached out as well to check in with their advice. I listened to all of them, with the majority advising that I ignore her and not tell the world the truth. That it will blow over. And it will.

But. Does. It. Have. To?

The Gist
I run a company called Adris Digital Africa that specializes in Public Relations and Digital Marketing (though often the need to dabble in Experiential and Creative arises,) solutions for SME’s. Young brands that want to play in the same marketing space with Multinationals, but lack the resources to hire a Creative, Public Relations, Digital Marketing, and Experiential agency separately, come to us for solutions on how to get there on a mini budget. It’s a wild sport, but it’s the niche we chose, for the same reason. And we are good at it.

But before I founded Adris Digital Africa, I worked at Vision Group. I thought my love for writing would give me the life I wanted; turns out I was fiddling with a Hollywood script, because writing in Uganda gets you to the middle class, but not past that. So to suppress the cravings of my writing penchant, I made a decision that it would become my second hobby after football (MVP Guiness Night Football 2019 people, I’m really good at my hobbies haha.) The editors at Kampala Sun, especially, appreciated my love for words, and how I twirled and made them sing. So they requested that whenever I had the time, I should write a piece or two. I obliged and have always made time. I have since edited International Magazines like African Secrets, The Opportunity, The Urbanite, Miss Tourism Uganda, Satisfashion Uganda, and wrote and edited copy for print papers like New Vision, The Kampala Sun among others. For those who don’t know about Kampala Sun, and are elites, you are a fala; because Kampala Sun was Social Media before Social Media became Social Media. A platform for wit, satire, and hard core ‘lugambo’ delivered on a bed of delectably poetic ‘luzungu’. And Vision Group, because it gave me my career catapulting job, will forever be my home. A great learning environment that has left its doors open to me, and understanding that I am busy, but that I wish circumstances were different.

My first year in self-employment (2017) was fruitful. I organized and executed the most successful Ice Cream and Cake Festival event of all times, on all fronts (Experience, Public Relations, B2B, Branding, name it.) After that, a Russian company contacted me to spearhead a model hunt that we executed under the guise of Miss Pearl, a beauty pageant, and even that was a success given client objectives. The company, then called MuleyiPr also executed the Abryanz Style and Fashion Awards Digital and Public Relations. We also got a stint on the same contract, to make money bags Jack Pemba rise from the proverbial ashes, to grace, and he did. Then there was the Socialite William Bugeme’s Gold and White Party at Guvnor that sold out, courtesy of us. We have since promoted so many events, but those are memorable ones on the PR and Digital Front. We also continued to organize our own events, the Celebrity Road Trip For Charity (because….CSR,) the first edition of the Kampala Night Run, the Road To The Nile Corporate Gala, among others.
We have executed successful product launches for Multinational companies like Japanese Ceramics Company, Asahi Eitto Bizex, and Italian Furniture and Interior décor Shark, Visma Group, and run digital accounts of prosperous online brands like Kaisha Dog Trainers, The Urbanite, among hordes of other Public Relations and Digital Marketing contracts that I spearhead as a CEO of Adris Digital Africa. But thank God for this accusation, you wouldn’t have known.

THE GASHUMBA JOB
I am not close to Sheilla Gashumba, but we are acquaintances. Ours has been a budding business relationship. In January, I was contacted by a client who identified himself as Felix, and said he was an associate of Sheilla Gashumba. His job brief was on phone, and he asked if my company (Adris Digital Africa) could ‘put Sheilla Gashumba back in the limelight. He explained the problem statement, which was that Sheilla Gashumba was out of the news ever since she left NTV. So the brief entailed the need to give ‘Sheilla Gashumba’ top of Mind Awareness, so that she’d be able to secure endorsement contracts after the end of the Africell Stint.

I worked on a strategy, and the bill came to 20M. He said that ‘his clients’ would meet it. Yet he cut contact for about a month or so. But between that space, Brian Morel, Sheilla Gashumba’s Personal Assistant and a friend, contacted me. I met Sheilla Gashumba at Speke Apartments, and we sat besides the pool. She wanted me to help write a proposal seeking ambassadorship/endorsement from brands. My brother Brian Ahumuza alias Abryanz, while advising me today mentioned how she’d at some point asked for my number, but perhaps was too proud to reach out in person. Anyway, we talked strategy and her expectations, and even formed a Whatsapp group to execute properly. Yet she kept on dilly dallying and never got around to paying; citing a flurry of meetings.
A month later, I got contacted by Felix, the Sheilla Gashumba associate. I asked for an official email brief of the job, and he said there won’t be need, since his client was willing to pay for every phase of the strategy. I briefed the spin department, and we gave them about 8 story angles, and they chose one; ‘Trouble in Paradise.’ It was safe, yet compelling and alarming. They of course kept on insisting on more vile angles, like abortion, and group sex, which I advised would put the brand in a bad light. Since the gist was coming from Sheila Gashumba’s camp, it looked plausible. So I shared the story we agreed on, with different twists and gists, with different media houses, saving the most interesting one for my people; the Kampala Sun team.

Payment.
Of the budgeted 20M, I received 1.5M and after insisting and demanding screenshots of the work (which is Standard Operating Protocol before payment in the PR world,) I forwarded the necessary work and continued engaging other media. My Pr team was paid. And I waited for the rest of the balance because of the ongoing and planned interviews on NBS, NTV and other media houses, only they cut contact after. When I contacted Sheilla Gashumba to do the rest of the scheduled radio, print and TV, interviews, she feigned ignorance about it. Yet shortly after that, I saw her doing interviews on TV as dated and prescribed in the plan, atop using segments of the news jerking strategy we shared with her team on her social media.

About Tina Fierce.
Tina Fierce is a close friend, a passionate mother, and hard worker. We share so many hustle values, and the love for dogs, and occasionally she comes to me for stories and Lugambo since I have so many celebrity friends. I had projected that the Sheilla Gashumba camp was actually targeting her, because the strategy had over 20 media houses, yet her associate kept on insisting I should record a video meeting with Tina Fierce. I gave her the report as a friend. But I didn’t pay Tina Fierce, because those who know her work ethic. When I mentioned the people who needed money to Felix, it was to mentioned the different departments like the Press Release Writers, the PR spin doctor, the reporting and analytics manager, among others. It wasn’t the media like alleged.

Conclusion.
If in trying to earn a living, by doing a job I was paid to do, I harmed you, Sheilla Gashumba, I apologize. But the job was perceived as just another of the many celebrity jobs PR agencies get; where musical artistes, and socialites come to us in need of solutions like that. Usually because you and your ilk have nothing positive that is newsworthy, we usually work with the client to enact a scandalous spin that will get them in the news. We run so many campaigns similar in nature to the one we (thought we )were running for you, and that perhaps misinformed us. We apologize for the damages caused.

This is not a battle of who is right or wrong, it is simply an explanation that i believe my clients needed.

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By Staff Writer

Gabriel K will perform a livestreamed solo concert on Saturday 20th June in a new trend of online concerts being done by a number of musicians.

In what he has termed as “We Just Want Love” Concert, it will be an hour’s performance that will be streamed on his social media handles and a host of many other sites that have been engaged to carry the same.

In a twist that lends this an edge over the other concerts, it will also air live on NBS Television. This is a first as there has never been a live concert done on this channel.

Indeed he has been a man of many firsts from running billboards in the city advertising his album, running adverts on television for his music and now putting up a live show without charging for it.

Why does he do this?

“As a singer, I do not feel like I am working, I feel like I am experiencing life. I do it because I love it. So I’m giving myself out to the world and I don’t feel that i want to charge for my brand yet”.

This is quite an interesting approach to a music career indeed.

“It’s more about the music than the recognition, singing is really a basic need. I continue to sing because there is nothing else in the world that brings me that kind of joy.

So there goes, this Saturday stands to be a test of whether he has got what it takes to move an audience into believing his act.

With Two albums under his belt, a total of 34 songs and 18 videos, it is quite a big collection from which to choose from.

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By Reporter

Black wall street activist Charles N Lambert has added another ambassador to the black Wall Street. After Desmond Elliot, Clarion Chukwurah and Arinze, Chairman Charles Lambert has added Okon to the economic war struggle.

We have also learnt there are intentions to recruit more in the coming weeks.

In a statement, he posted

“Black Wall Street and Redirectmall are pleased to welcome a new Ambassador for the Economic War, the very funny and highly influential comedian Okon.

Okon is a recognizable face to millions of Africans. Okon is funny, bold, intelligent and very likable.

I have assigned him a role to help enlighten Africans about slave mentality which is a very important aspect of influencing consumer buying decision and eradicating the deficit from capital flight..

On the Economic War, Okon posted this through a video sent to us in the control room.

Black Lives matter but how well the black lives are doing is just as important. I support this completely and will give it my very best”

Welcome Okon, through your God given abilities, we will shock the invaders as we take critical market segments from them.” Charles N Lambert stated.

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Uganda’s longest serving Bachelor, James Onen aka Fatboy aka Taata Rukia will live to remember his 45th birthday. As a Sapphire, Fatboy had wished he would spend his birthday relaxing on some exotic island in the Bahamas, but the God that he does not believe in, had better plans for him.

Having tried to herald a rebellion at Sanyu Fm, Fatboy was played by his managers who fronted him as a scapegoat thus granting him an ‘early’ exit from the station. “He left as early as he ‘comes’ no warning, nothing, just in seconds,” one of his female sures noted.

On his birthday, Fatboy had only his bitch to feed, his only dependant on a career that has spanned 21 years. Rukia is the bitch that Fatboy has to worry about. It is things like buying Rukia a new potty, getting her biscuits, remembering her immunisation days that Fatboy will have to worry about going forward. Of course, being a one minute man is another of his worry, but a man need not shoot a load when he is unemployed.

“Fatboy squandered all his savings while on his Euro tour. He had hopped to retire but not in this style. He envisioned himself having a mother of parties where Sudhir and Rajiv would hand him one of the Speke apartments as his lifetime gift. He would move in with Rukia and together grow old, a father and his bitch,” one of his female fans notes.

“Atheism got the best of him. He didn’t see what God had planned for him. The former scripture union leader didn’t believe in God anymore, or in his existence, this was a way of God showing his middle finger to the 45 year old,” the fan continues the raphsody.

At 45 years old, all that Fatboy has to his name in his keto body, an overgrown beard, a bitch and an unpaid rental in Kiwatule. He is single despite the many temptations from his female listeners.

All we can say is Happy Birthday to a man who has defied all odds and decided to live life on his own terms.