By Sam Ugandan
5. Black Is Beautiful
Whenever whites come to the pearl of Africa, they survey or go in for the babes from the north or Acholi land because it is the home of black beauties. For instance former Miss Uganda Phiona Bizzu and winner at America’s next top model Stacie Aamito all hail from Acholi land.
4. Height
It would be a crime if I didn’t talk about how tall babes from northern Uganda are. Someone even quoted that “most of them are so tall that she can even see tomorrow” so you don’t have to worry about producing pygmies.
3. Tough
A man’s biggest nightmare is being beaten up to pulp in front of the woman he loves and who wouldn’t want a woman who will take care of him or support him when he has failed to defend himself personally. You now have the answer, just start searching for one and you’ll have both security insurance and assurance
2. Competition is Dead
Since majority of belles from Acholi land are dark skinned and most men prefer the light skinned ones, you will have far less competition than when you go in for other tribes.
1. Faithful
Research has continuously proven that Acholi babes are the most faithful, so don’t expect her to go on serving her cookie to every tom, dick and harry.
“[katogoaward]”