By Ian Ortega
There is no free sex, you pay for it in one form or another. Okay, supposing you say you have a wife, and you get free sex. Is it really free? You still have to foot her bills. You have to buy those bedsheets. You have to feed her. So even with married people, the sex is not free.
Okay, may be you are a celeb, you are famous and girls generally throw themselves at you. Is it really free sex? Coming to think of it, what’s the price of stardom? You have to dress like a star. You must have a car expected of celebs. If you are a music artiste, you ought to have a hit song, you ought to pay studio fee for that hit song. Again, that’s not free sex.
Okay, some fools are saying, I am a good looking man, I am muscular, so girls just come to me. You are a fool. You are still paying for that sex. It costs money to go to the gym, it costs money to look good, to invest in a good wardrobe collection. It costs money to have a five-star hair-cut. Again, that’s not free sex.
There’s the last group of one night stands and booty calls. They are also not free. You invest in airtime for booty calls. You give transport allowances for one-night stands. And besides, girls will always complain of hunger while at your place, so you invest in their food.
No, no, no. There’s no free sex. I have searched for years in vain. There could be a kind of sex that is disguised as free sex, but it’s never free. You will have to pay in one form or another.
The only free sex is in the dreams we had in our teens.