Drive-through meal, hit and run, one hit wonder, single serving, overnight rental…These are just some of the names given to one-night stands. Yet, call them what you like, one-night stands do have their benefits – especially for all the single people out there who are not desperate for sexual activity with emotional commitment or future involvement.
One-night stands are not always planned and can happen for a number of different reasons. This usually depends on the situation and can vary from person to person.
But, make no mistake; there are rules to navigating a successful one-night stand.
Do:
- Choose someone hot (you don’t want to chew your arm off to escape in the morning)
- Go to her place (it will be neater than yours)
- Exchange numbers and alert a friend (there are psychos out there)
- Cover it up (think of all the other encounters they’ve had)
- Try every position (you won’t be able to when you eventually marry)
- Make lots of noise (give the neighbours something to talk about)
- Make an excuse to leave afterward (remember the no commitment rule)
- Not feel cheap (sex is your birth-right)
Don’t:
- Do it if you’re married (that’s called cheating)
- Go for the person with the Jeffrey Dahmer Rocks tattoo (not the single serving you want)
- Forget to alert a friend (safety above all else)
- Go to his place (especially if he mentions his four room-mates)
- Just lay there (you can do that when you’re married)
- Expect an orgasm (it takes time for someone to know which buttons to press)
- Try to spoon in the morning (please see no commitment rule)
- Forget to have an exit excuse (the more absurd, the better)
Source: Health24
