By Ian Ortega
Robin Kisti is not an ordinary human being, following the birth of her baby girl, many congratulatory messages have been pouring in, from sources far and wide.
Kisti who holds an honours degree in the American English Accent was congratulated by the US President; Barack Obama. Here’s his message to Kisti:
“Madam Kisti, I am overjoyed to learn that you gave birth to a baby girl, someone who can definitely follow in the footsteps of mum. I have also heard that the baby has demonstrated superior genes, which include things like “crying in an American accent” and expressing great desire for American Products. Indeed, the baby has logged into the world.
Robin Kisti, we your fellow Americans shall continue to support you in your endeavors. Things like speaking in an American accent are not easy but you make them seem so simple. Beloved, go on with that sh-t, speak like a true American goddess, we shall send in an American convoy to pick you from hospital. Hoping the American flag is flying high by your bed side.
Greetings from my family, Michelle and the girls, especially Sasha.”
However BigEye.ug would like to confirm that this note actually came in from Barack Obama Mubiru, a University drop-out in Makindye and an ex to Robinah Kisitu.
All the same, we say, welcome to the future Princess of the American Accent.
