Is your dream to experience that “International love” that Pitbull sang about? Some sharp Ugandan youths have already figured out the shortest way of getting a VISA away from the land dogged by youth unemployment and low incomes.
We have been reliably informed that the youths, mainly unemployed ghetto youth, senior six vacationists and campusers have turned National theatre into a love hunting stage.
The youth pretend to be struggling artists, dancers or rappers which tool they use to impress the whites.They also act as their tour guides as they scheme to earn a trip to white bearded meat.
According to our snoops, they usually dress in outlandish colours, Kitenges, and spot crazy hairdos which makes them stand out from the crowd. They are wild and some act under the influence of substance to impress the whites.
The Ugandan women are well furnished with half baked American accents while boys are the lovey-dovey kind. They face tough competition from Lugaflow rappers and employees of Bayimba. Many White interns are the most targeted.
Staff Writer
