By Yonasaani Muwonge
Rating: ★★★☆☆
Porn quality: 60%
Video quality: Print luyinja
For just 1.6MBs (an equivalent of Ush 32), yet with a considerably long duration of 2:23 minutes, the first Ugandan sextape to ever leak in 2015 isn’t that bad.
I’m no sex expert but when you look at it keenly, the act is the true definition of making love unlike the usual f**king. It stars two love birds who have forgotten everything but the moment. They lay purely naked like Adam and Eve making out in the shade of the forbidden fruit-tree. Everything naughty. The real classic missionary position at work, the epitome of pleasure. Even in it’s muted form, one can guess and sing along to the sweet wording in the environment.
Although only one angle was shot, and the video being a bit misty, one can clearly see what is going on. It’s just enough for a sextape. In fact unlike the rest, this tape has sparked off serious intellectual debates on marriage and cheating.
The timing of the leak is rather appropriate, making it’s peak share on the 1st of Feb, when many are celebrating the end of the horrible “40-day” January, and the exact timing when every phone is loaded with free monthly data bundles. We can say 2015 isn’t that bad thus far, is it?
I honestly don’t know the lady, but I heard claims that she hosts a celebrity show on a certain local TV station every Sunday night. I’ve already tuned in.
Disclaimer: Written under influence.
