The Micro Mini Skirt Award (MMSA) for the month of September has gone to Youth Minister Ronald Kibuule. The award celebrates people demonstrating excessive amounts of lassitude; people whose intricacy of their mental faculty is as brief as micro mini and the major concentration of reasoning fatally flawed by concentrated abstract imaginations and thoughts about the part a micro mini covers from the public eye unless, the person wearing, sits badly!
Mini skirt has received numerous threats to its existence and popularity in wardrobes and boutiques around town since Idi Amin abolished the innocent garment in the 1970s. Several attempts have been made to return it to the dustbin of history.
Kibuule’s award winning comments that earned him, overnight fame was made when he was addressing the youth of Ntungamo at the launch of Kajara Youth Development SACCO. He is reported to have said it is okay to rape women in short skirts!
Below is a conversation of the judges at the screening of nominees for the award. The panel; two men. One lady
Judge one; How many entries have we received?
Judge two; 100, 2 are invalid
Judge three, the lady; That’s a lot of work ahead. Who is in the lead?
Judge two: We have 98 nominations for Kibuule. For the other two, one had the title ‘’Honourable Kibuule Ronald”, I consider it invalid.
Judge three: Shaa…but he is a horny…sorry a horny-rable !
Judge one: I beg to disagree with you lady. I agree with him(judge one) Majority vote wins.
Judge three: What about the other invalid entry?
Judge two: One to write Lonald kibuure, that’s a different person. Even google has no answers for that.
(JUDGES BURST INTO LAUGHTER)
Judge three: That guy is handsome but I think women in Kampala just run away they see him walking.
Judge one: The same women would run to his arms in the dark night. The chubby baby face is loaded and a polygamist at 27!
Judge two :This award will be presented by a ladies in hot mico minis and so will the ushers be!
Judge three: There he will be salivating the entire night, he won’t need the wine on his table.
HAHAHAHAH…..JUDGES LEAVE THE TABLE.
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