Maurice Kirya has set guidelines for his upcoming show slated for 29th July at Kampala Serena hotel. Read them below.
“Because I care about my fans, I’m posting these guidelines for all of you who are coming for the #KiryaLive2016 concert on Friday 29th July. Please read carefully as terms and conditions do apply!!
Press up against the stage, why pay money and not be closer to the magic? Touch the stage if u have to, you’re the boss
-High heels are hot, but when it comes to the part of dancing, dance your heels off
-Pee-lease, pee as early as you can, some of these performances evoke bladder abnormalities due to the intensity of the show.
-Tell your boss in advance that you will be sick on the 29’th July, and if you think your boss might attend, slash his car tyres two hours before show!
-If your girlfriend acts too cute to party everytime you take her out, this is not for her, tell her you’re going out of town, but slash her car tyres two hours before the show.
-Buy your ticket sooner, last minute things can be embarrassing at the gate when you’re with your lover
-Bring flowers for the King, he’ll personally pick them from you as soon as he gets on stage,consider it a bribe.
-Charge your phone
-Bring spare underwear!! Like… seriously, spare underwear!!
-sing as loud as you want, this is a party, sing along and follow Kirya’s lead.
-We said it the last time, and we’ll say it again, no dogs allowed.
-Carry loose change for drinks, the waiters can get overwhelmed by everything.
-You know that friend of yours that doesn’t enjoy anything good but criticizes too much, slash those freakin car tyres two hours before….
If you wanna scream, scream and we’ll scream with you, cry and we’ll cry with you, laugh and we’ll ask you what’s so damn funny.
Look your best.”
Staff Writer
