By Moses Abeka
We have received disturbing news claiming that the famed “Mr. So Ug Aka Big Is Me” was still on the MTN Kampala Marathon track long after it had ended at about 8am, Sunday morning.
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According to an eye witness, he was seen struggling to complete one kilometer off the ten kilometer race he entered for.
“I saw him crestfallen at a water-point gulping bottles of mineral water,” the eye witness said.
He continued to say, “he shouted, ‘Wharr- A- Gee’, after taking a litre of water and licking half a kilo of glucose powder which was in his pocket.”
The marathoner is said to have completed the race, about 8 hours after the winner crossed the line.
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