By Moses Abeka
If Manchester United maintains its current losing streak, our snoops have informed us that die-hard Man Utd fan, The Mith might soon join the paper thin league of the Mc Kats and Calvin the entertainer.
“It is not vodka, it is Moyes”, an insider revealed. The rapper is said to be watching music documentaries and reading Bigeye articles whenever Man Utd has a match.
At this rate he might soon lose the Big-is-Me moniker, we have been tipped.
Man Utd’s dramatic form has had a fair share of drama with some losing their wives in soccer bets.
However, the Ntinda based rapper is not about to give up on his beloved team . He is said to be planning to sign himself, in fact buy himself in the transfer window and replace Moyes. However, thats a day dream he shares with fellow rapper Enygma.
We urge them to support KKL and our local soccer sides.
“[katogoaward]”