By Our Reporter
As Police gets busy doing its investigations following the death of City Tycoon, Kasiwukira, and the conspiracy theorists at BigEye.ug are also busy establishing the possible cause of his death.
Now the theorists have established that there is no way he could have been knocked down by a speeding car. “First of all when you notice his body, it seems to have no other visible injuries as would be expected from a person knocked down by a car. The only real damaged part is his head and thus his brain which is seen to ooze lots of blood. When you take a closer look at the photos of the scene, you notice that he carries the same wounds that Iron-bar victims usually carry. So our theory rules out the possibility that he was knocked dead by a speeding car. Unless of course, the car had special tyres that only knock a certain portion of the head.”
The theorists at BigEye.ug continue; “Now that we’ve established that indeed the tycoon was simply murdered, then we have to also answer the question of WHO murdered him. One, it could be a family member, a few weeks back; he gave up land titles to nephews and nieces that had been under his guard. It is possible, that one of those family members who attended the family meeting he convened around Independence day may not have been satisfied by the outcome of the meeting and thus chose to take on his revenge. But it is unlikely a family member did murder him. He was a feared force in the family and no one would dare take him on.”
So this leaves us with high chances that it is a fellow rich man that murdered him. There have been many wrangles between the richest men in Uganda, there are even wrangles within the Kwagalana group itself.
But we need to establish something. Onlookers say they only saw a Hummer speeding off after the murder. We need to ask ourselves; “how many Hummers do we have in Uganda?” Of all these owners, who’s the most likely to have a disagreement with Kasiwukira and why? Of course Bebe Cool can’t be part of the suspects; his hummer never has that enough fuel to waste. In fact, the only fuel his hummer has is one to take him to the happening spots for tonight and back home. Thus, the most likely suspect here is possibly one of the richest men that associated most with Kasiwukira and also owns a hummer. That’s what we think.”
BigEye.ug can’t really prove how true the conspiracy theorists could be, but a story similar to this theory has also been circulating at Kasiwukira’s home in Muyenga. We shall speak to our other conspiracy theorists and try to establish the right story. For now, Uganda Police has the final say on the matter.
