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By Moses Abeka
Kyambogo hill is a small hill of great wonders thanks to its signature landmark, the mighty-all-sense-defying Kyambogo university!
Since institutions are not buildings but the people, allow place Kyambogo students, particularly the beautiful ones, as Uganda’s unsung wonder to the world.
The gross misconception that the Banda signature residents are not good looking has been warmly accepted, however that is a white lie. Kyambogo boosts of some of the most beautiful girls, most freshers, with sharp pointed breasts like bush thorns and buttocks blossoming like pumpkins in wet season. Something tells me they will win the Miss University beauty crown.
According to an elder living in Banda, the girls’ shaking bums are the cause of the gradual flattening of Kyambogo hill. It may soon cease to be a hill due to vibration of the ground leading to erosion. Their fate is one for the silver screens not speculation.
Regardless of financial stand, a Kyambogo dude has razor sharp vibe that will have any girl spreading it all like the way they spread book pages in the library when a top city concert is on going on the other side of town.
The boys are a nonsense and will dive straight to the point like a professional darts player hitting the bulls-eye. That does not serve to mean that the girls are cheap, they aren’t! However, forces of nature and economics has found boys playing in the warmest pants that MUK guys only dream of.
It is a common sight to see a well endowed drop dead, hot babe on the campus with unkempt long hair, donning a branded company t-shirt complete with plastic slippers. This may leave you wondering.
You may see some girls with “entuula” and ground nut paste for supper while the guys betting their dimes away. This should not leave you wondering, Kyambogo babes feed on more nutritious food than MUBS and MUK combined.
There is the truth. Most of the hot babes on campus are either carrying a kid, have aborted or nursing an STD. It is first come first serve scenario for most freshers. The unkempt hair or ill fitting clothes is sign for divided financial interests. These are mothers, would be mothers or missed-to-be mothers. Forgive them. One Kyambogo, one night stand!
This is the answer to a friend who asked me why there are so many beautiful girls at the beginning of the semester but gradually fade away.
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