After the great disappointment we all faced from former FUFA president to be, Lawrence Mulindwa, we can’t help but begin having auditions for our FUFA presidents contestants. One of these is the mighty Robert Kabushenga, the man who replaced William Pike and has grown the New Vision into one of the biggest media conglomerates.
Our prophets have read the signs and bring you some of the things you should expect when Robert Kabushenga becomes the FUFA president. Mulindwa disappointed us, he failed to take-us to the African Cup of Nations and The World Cup, we thought, being a director of Cheatende, we would have cheated our way past Kenya but he did not replicate the successes of Cheatende.
So, just in case Robert Kabushenga is announced as the new FUFA president:
1. The famous witchdoctor aka David Obua will return to the Ugandan Cranes squad. You all know that Obua had sworn never to play for the Cranes when Mulindwa was still president, now that Mulindwa is gone, we can expect the return of Obua.
2. Magnificent Stadiums to be constructed
Kabushenga literally found two newspapers under the New Vision line- The New Vision and Bukedde, the others were on their death-bed. Within a short time, New Vision installed a state of the art printer, brought Radio and Television equipment and has become a successful media story. With Kabushenga, we can expect to have stadiums like The Emirates, The Nou Camp, Old Trafford just to mention but a few.
3. Lazy Cranes players like Soda Wa Bakyala will be shown the exit
Those Cranes players who score with their mouths instead of their legs will be fired and new talent brought on board. Football soda Wa bakyalas will be advised to look for their own levels. Missing a penalty will bring one a suspension and we are very serious about that.
Robert led a huge media Campaign to reward Kiprotich the Golden boy, he has supported the Cranes in his capacity through the Uganda Cranes Initiative and he is one man who means business – ask Radio and Weasel, He sure deserves to become the next FUFA Boss.
Finally, the well connected Robert Kabushenga will see to it that Cabinet and His Excellency Kaguta support the Cranes through all their endeavors.
@UgCranes guys, after deep thought & Mulindwa's departure, I will stand 4 President of FUFA. @MarkSsali @AmamaMbabazi @dfkm1970 @mnamanya
— Robert Kabushenga (@rkabushenga) June 25, 2013