Like Cynthia Morgan sang in the hit single German Juice, they ( men) want the girls with the biggest behinds. The kind of behind that is bigger than Mabirizi’s dream of being president. The kind of behinds that will force the Greeks to modify their mythology and claim that the earth revolves around a woman’s behind. The kind of behinds that will make scientists claim that the bigger the behind the longer the lifespan of the spouse. That behind is attainable. Read on.
1. No Knicker Wear no knicker.
Go for G string. This will separate the soft paired mass of fat at wider breath making each half free to shake thus visually bigger.
2. Believe.
Despite having a peanut sized butt, just believe that yours is big. Your body will correspond to your newly found belief and the fats will migrate to the behind. The belly fat will lead this digital migration. By osmosis, your faith will give you a bigger behind.
3. Skimpy, Keep it tight.
Wear tight dresses. These compress the hip region allowing the butt to take its shape, appearing bigger. The forces of compression make butt fat to expand creating illusion of a bigger behind.
4. Standing Posture
Stand with legs slightly separated scissor like. One thigh at the front and another behind at an acute angle. This creates a gap that when enveloped by the skimpy dress, it is a beautifully packaged kabiina.
5. Walk with swagger
When walking, don’t rush. Remember the earth revolves around your butt. Take your time. One step at a time. Let each step land with a thud on the ground. This force vibrates the thighs and the butts magnify the vibrations forming wavy movement that confuses the heads( all the heads) of men.
6. Bend ko.
Bend like you are suppressing a fart. Maintain that position and walk with swagger.
7. Wear Heels
This raises the legs and makes the thighs firm at the same time compressing the butt.
8. Butt enhancers.
Buy butt enhancer and wear them. Its up to you.
Staff Writer