By Moses Abeka
Nothing is as pleasurable as watching a female body wet oozing profusely with sweat while the boobs leap up and down about their position. With ladies hugging sweat soaked male bodies, this is the best time to get your festive season started in style.
1.DONT RUN FOR MONEY
Leave that to the professionals whose earnings depend on how fast they run. Run for fun, its a charity thing. Your prize is behind you!
2.GO SOLO
Dont run in a group. Target your apple and run to it. This gives you space.
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3.COMPLIMENT HER LEGS AND ARMS NOT BOOBS OR BUMS
4.FUN
Make it fun. Crack a joke here and there, dont be too serious.
5. Walk! Walk. Dont burn all your calories trying to impress that you can beat Kiprotich. You may need those calories after the race.
With the above tips, let us run for water! I hope my boss has secured my kit because a honest man practices the gospel he preaches. Am Ready To Run For Water!
“[katogoaward]”