By David Genesis
1. Make contact. When you first call your lover, talk in a slightly softer and lower voice than usual. Otandika mpola sibyakubwatuka nga esimu ebiddwa…you don’t have to get into the hot and heavy language right away, mbu mukwano gyamu empale nkuweko… nedda.
2. Talk about what you’re wearing. If you’re a guy, focus on what your girl is wearing by asking her what her panties look like. Bwakugamba nti nyambadde night dress, gyako esimu toyonona airtime wo. If you’re a girl, slowly describe what you’re wearing in a flirtatious tone.
3. Talk about how much you want each other. Mukwano nkumisinga nnyo… Mwana gwe simanyi oba wandoga naye nkulowoozako… Naye ddala muli owulira otya nga nkukuteko awo.
4. Talk about what you’re doing to yourself. Tell him, “I’m tracing my thigh with my finger” or “I’m running my hands over my breasts.” Ask him to start unbuttoning his pants, or ask her to throw her hair back for you.
5. Talk about how turned on you are. Mukwano nzenna njidde… Mukwano mpulira bubi, and here breathe heavily. Bwowulira lisabaladde, ligambe nti ” honey, olina mmeka ku mobile money… nsindikirayo etaano awo enkya nina gyenkera. naye i first come to your place…
I swear it will be a magic trick!