By Ian Ortega
1.BUDDO: These ones never trim their hair…..They pride themselves in saving mabira, never date them, you will find bushes inside their trousers and skirts.
2.MACOS: These ones know all the pork joints in town, they know Makerere Campus like they grew up their…you can identify them by their toothy smiles, so plastic like Gongom and Gongomess.
3.KITOVU: These ones never iron their clothes, true story…they speak Luganda like enkoko enganda.
4.MWIRI: Simply look at their legs, they are like sticks of a palm tree. These ones have hairy spikes on their bu-legs.
5.KITENDE: They have big eyes, they copy everything from A to Z. They can see the color of a knicker one is wearing by zooming with their eyes. They always know things first hand. They never get re-takes at all costs.
6.NABISUNSA: Chineke wo naa waa….these ones speak Nigerian English, they are addicted to Nigerian movies ’naa waa Brian 0000hhh u dey tek my goat!’
7.SMACK: These ones don’t know how to dance mbu simanya swagger, just look for that dude who will be facebooking in the middle of Club Amnesia.
8.NAMILYANGO: These ones eat like pigs, put a plate of cassava before them and it will be finished in seconds.
9.MENGO: These ones can’t make a single sentence in English, just tell them to spell the word chlorination and they will speak golola english simanya disco-location in my leg.
10.LUBIRI SSS: Mpozi where is this school found? These ones are so addicted to bicycles and 3-quarter jeans.
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