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By Ian Ortega
In Uganda, everything is about conspiracy; you should not believe everything that you read without going deep into it. Our sources can now reveal that Duke Thomas is not the one who’s been posting on his Facebook account. It has been revealed that the Princess used a key logger to get the login details to Duke Thomas’ Facebook accounts.
According to friends, Ruth lost the love for Thomas months into their marriage. “She could not handle marriage, she could not stomach the fact of having to stick to one man for the rest of her life. Thomas wanted to call the shots at home, and expect Ruth to behave like a wife, submitting to her husband but this never happened.”
Ruth began seeing other men behind Thomas’s back and even went ahead to have some super fun with them. She kept assuring Thomas that a Princess has the right to leave the way she pleases without any ordinary person stopping her.
She even went ahead to setup Thomas using her cousin. “It was a well-planned move, the whole sex-talk on mobile was the brain-game of Ruth who convinced her cousin to trick Thomas into revealing his true self. When this was done, Ruth took snapshots of these message threads and submitted them to Newspaper reporters.” She was simply looking for a way out, but she did not want to take blame for everything that was to go wrong.
“The final plan was to hack into Thomas’s account and use it to write all sorts of trash about her, so that people could heap blame on the duke,” says friends. Yesterday she succeeded in hacking into Thomas’ account. “She wanted it to seem like Thomas was the one opting out of the marriage, she wanted to make him feel guilty and get away with the wrong she’s done in the past, such as having away matches of sex with different men even before they celebrate their first year wedding anniversary,” friends add on.
Weeks back, Ruth picked divorce papers and was waiting for this moment to handle the papers to Thomas. “She just can’t fathom marriage, it all seems like a prison to the Princess, she just can’t wait to escape from this prison,” one of the male friends clarifies.
For now, lots of conspiracies are developing. Sources also have it, that soon, Duke Thomas’ sex-tape may leak to the public after Ruth set her up with a certain beautiful Mutooro girl whom she paid greatly to fulfil this job. This will be the ultimate evidence Ruth will use to support her divorce.
According to the Tooro elders, “we saw this coming, the gods were not happy, you can’t go against the cultural norms and expect things to go well for you in life. We had already got handsome Batooro men for her to accept as husbands but her mother paid a deaf ear to our pleas, for now, we can assure you, that either the Kingdom collapses or the Princess’s marriage collapses, and we would rather see the marriage collapse than our beautiful kingdom,” an annoyed elder commented.
For now, let’s wait for the biggest divorce in the history of Ugandan kingdoms. And the headlines will read: “Princess Komuntale divorces Duke Thomas, hooks up with Prince Ortega”, perhaps.
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