By Sam Ugandan
5. Money: Love has been monetized because to have ladies you need to have the money but back then you would just go to the Uganda museum and then you chill there without stress of ‘mula’ but now if you are not taking her to KFC, to club or to Nandos then she will leave you as a loser.
4. Red days: Girls back in the day used to be so open about their periods but now you get to know it by surprise when its time for a ‘chaw’. Nowadays girls claim that they just want to be with you and not have sex but can a normal relationship exist without making out?
3. Real love: Sex is easier to get nowadays than love because love existed back then but now its so expensive to get love. Girls weren’t players like nowadays because now boyfriends are split into boyfriend for coursework, boyfriend for sex, real boyfriend, boyfriend for saloon and many more. Nowadays a woman can even get married to three different men at the same time, competition back then wasn’t there because if you had your girlfriend you would be 100% sure that she is yours, she could even come home and visit you but now even if they practice witchcraft at their home you cant know.
2.Love letters: It was colourfully designed and it gave a chance for each party to pour out his or her heart…
Dearest of my heart,
i just hope that you are in good health,
You are the doxology of my mind,
i will run mad because of your impeccable beauty,
My heart starts saying boom boom when i think of you,
i will be dead if you refuse me,
Lets meet under the mango tree and we have it
Dedication
Am i dreaming by boys to men
By your friend in future
1.Harder to get sex from the females: Back in the day people never used to have sex anyhow, you could even lie to your friends that you had done it kumbe you didn’t even touch, it was so good because they day you would have it you would celebrate by not bathing for the whole week or you would keep that shirt forever, you could put it inside for at least sometime then pull it out without doing anything like konshens, if she kissed your hand you would not wash your hand again but now even the Google homepage opens faster than some legs.
“[katogoaward]”
