By Sam Ugandan
Ever wanted to know whether you are his or her side-dish. Well, BigEye.ug is saving you the stress. When you are his/her side dish, he will do the following:
1. Find a reason not to be with you; he or she will always find a reason not to be with you whether you like it or not because they have someone who is more worthy to them, you are just a side dish and you can easily be substituted or replaced with a better side dish.
2. Never introduce you to any family member; you will possibly continue to flirt in dark places but not necessarily in public because they don’t want to show them how their side dishes like you look like.
3. Saved name; when you are bored just go and check the name that they have saved in their phone against your number and you will cripple with tears that is if you are good at crying or you could even attempt to commit suicide at mulago. You’ll find names like A.T.M boy, clingy detoother, saloon boy, sweet sidedish, tight punani, cheap girl, or your name could be saved inform of a male that is if you are called Sarah then your name will be saved inform of Sam, Patricia will be saved inform of Patrick, Barbra inform of Brian, Nassejusa inform of Ssejusa.
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4. Only be called when they need something from you or your services to be more specific; you will only be called when he needs the sex, sex, sex, and nothing more because you are looked at from that cheap angle
5. Background music; while you are going to make out (hit the emesse) you will have songs like secret lovers playing in the background instead of songs like slippery when wet.
