By Sam Ugandan
5. Always first: If you are always the first to call, message, or inbox then the chances are very high that she is not interested in you, love is not one sided just burst my brother because she is just exploiting you.
4. Never introduced: If she never introduces you as the boyfriend but just as a friend then get to know that there is someone occupying your seat and she is not looking at you in that angle or your not in her future plans so just flee my brother, flee!
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3. Dominant in Everything: If she is dominant in every thing you do, then just ran for your dear life brother, run… Even in the bedroom, she’ll tell you what to do, she will want to be on top yet you prefer doggie style and if you refuse she will stop it at that and deny access to her state house.
2. Too demanding: If she is too demanding then it means that she is tired of you, asks money all the time as if you own Bank of Uganda or have shares in Barclays bank then just fly my brother, No just flee.
1. Never get some: If you have plans of hitting Emeese or hitting the twin towers like Osama bin laden did to America then you are day dreaming because you will never get something to eat… She will want to meet you in public places only like at Watoto church, she”ll come on a date or to visit you with a bunch of her friends so that you feel shy to ask for goodies.
She will visit you personally when she is in her periods and will blame you for being so unlucky, she will cram those bible scriptures to do with fornication and going to hell and will remind you that if you want to have sex with her then first marry her or she will come to visit you when she has put on very many clothes that is she”ll put on a long skirt, mini skirt half petty, jean, jegging, legings, short, boxer, knicker and metalic knicker with a padlock so that if you succeed to remove one you dont succed to remove the rest.
“[katogoaward]”
