By Sam Ugandan
5. Naturally beautiful: Batooro girls are naturally beautiful right from childhood to adulthood; just like you can see princess Komuntale who recently got married, Best Kemigisha the queen mother of Toro, Juliana Kanyomozi, to mention but a few (the list is endless).
4. Low maintenance costs: Batooro babes prefer cheap things and if you want to take her for pizza, she will insist on eating cassava. She will ask you to take her to city square for shopping. They are naturally local designers and everything about them is local that is they have local swagg, fake local accents and this is good because at least you will take advantage of the situation and you win her local heart.
3. They lack exposure: Most of them are still living in ‘P.O Box’ era and have not yet entered the dot com world. Most of the Batooro babes don’t know how to use condoms of which will be to your advantage because you would have got a chance to have a child with her.
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2. They are not tough but naturally kind and soft hearted: Batooro babes are not aggressive, so don’t expect to rape her to get to her goodies unlike the Baganda, Bakiga, Karamojong or Acholi girls.
1. They will never reject you: She will never say no to your advances because they are naturally polite, they even have a saying in rutooro that “omusaija tayendwa” meaning that everything a man says you should just say yes. On the first date, if you ask her, “Komuntale, can we go to my room?” She will say yes. If you asked whether your ugly, she will still say yes.