By Sam Ugandan
5. Denial: UCU has strict rules and regulations and yet sexual hormones don’t have to be suppressed otherwise they will explode like a grenade, so once they get a moment of fun it results into more fun thus leading to the creation of a sex tape.
4. Geographical Location: It is located in Mukono which is well known as the home of weird acts like witchcraft, iron bar hitmen, defilement, rape cases so once we hear about sex tapes which is pornographic we are not surprised.
3. Rich Backgrounds: UCU is for the noble class or people from wealthy backgrounds so they have access to cool gadgets like i-pads, i-phones etc that they can use for recording good videos unlike other universities like Kyambogo where they just take nude photos using Chinese phones like itel.
2. Devil at Work: Sex has tried to bring down religious institutions for example Watoto church but it failed that’s why it has turned its guns to UCU so that Lucifer and his friends can laugh and feel safer on their side but UCU’s motto is “No weapon formed against me shall prosper”, according to Isaiah 54:17.
1. Christian Values: UCU is built on Christian values, beliefs and cultures of sharing and love so some students have misinterpreted this scripture and transferred it to the bedroom.
Dude: hi sister in christ
Babe: hi brother in christ
Dude: What are you reading?
Babe: I am reading the new testament work book
Dude: Ooh thats nice, i love you
Babe: You love me, which love is that?
Dude: Its not brother or sister love but real love
Babe: Ooh really… Komushabe, i feel so lucky that you have chosen me
Dude: Yeah anastacia, lets go and we shoot a sex tape
Babe: Really i hope you are not joking, i also wanted to become famous or celebrity but didn’t know how to do it, cant wait for it
Dude: Yeah am serious, lets undress like how it was in the garden of Eden so that i can prepare to eat the forbidden fruit
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