By Sam Ugandan
5. BLACK IS BEAUTY: Have you ever wondered why when whites come to Uganda they go in for the dark-skinned girls, yeah now you have the answer its because black is beauty… Former Miss Uganda Phiona Bizzu is a dark skinned babe as well as Stacie Amito first african or Ugandan to win at America’s next top model.
4. EASY TO MAINTAIN: Dark- skinned ladies are much easier to maintain because her skin complexion doesn’t need alot of cosmetics and they can handle both when you are broke or loaded.
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3. COMPETITION IS DEAD: If a dark- skinned girl goes to club every guy will run for light skinned one and leave out the dark skinned one because cheap things have many customers but expensive things have few customers so you will have less competition compared to when you are dating a light- skinned one.
2. WON’T CHANGE COLOUR: A Dark-skinned babe will never change colour even when she is in her periods, stressed or when she has been slapped.. Dark is constant and can withstand any situation.
1. DARK ABSORBS HEAT: According to physics or science though I did not pass it well, it says that dark objects absorb heat so it will be an advantage to you since it will create more heat in her southern hemisphere.. When some celebrity wife sat badly, tabloids were able to see her torn knickers and goodies because she is a light skinned lady but if she was or were a dark skinned babe no one could have seen the goodies because you cant peep and see them whether she has put on something inside or not, so you will be the only one to see the crater lake.
“[katogoaward]”
