By Our Reporter
Welcome to yet another edition of we dey catcha. Once again we reveal the growing sextainment industry in Uganda and how the industry of prostitution is being modernised.
So here is where to find Ugandan prostitutes…
1. IN BARS
These could be in Makindye, Wandegeya, Kireka, Kabalagala and Kampala bars. Have you ever noticed that one hot girl sipping on her soda usually a fanta and seated usually by the counter? If yes, you may have seen a prostitute. Go to Rock bar or Top bar and you are certain 90% of every lady there is selling her body.
These bar prostitutes will give you a suggestive look inviting you to take action. They give off sexual indicators of interest. Most of the time, you buy her a drink and you are allowed to finger her. Two more drinks, you get a dark spot and she will allow you to enter her meatpie.
If possible, she will ask you to take her home. These are the cheapest prostitutes around.
2. Red Light Zones
In Makindye at a place called Ewa Kiiwa, in Wandegeya at Ground Zero, in Kabalagala bars and clubs, industrial area, along speke road and at William street. There are permanent and makeshift lodges nearby.
Parts of upper Kampala like Katonga road, Shimoni road and along the Tanzanian embassy. These ones will allow you to fuck them on spot for less than 10K. In Ntinda, near Bubbles and behind Tuskys and Ntinda market, in Kireka near Crane bank and along the railway.
For 24-7 prostitutes then try Kimombasa in Bwaise.
3.In Massage Parlours
When I visited a massage spa, the girl inside confessed that for 30000 she will have protected sex and 100k unprotected with a client.
For every Kampala massage parlour, that’s a prostitution area. Many disguise it as erotic massage.
During massage, you are required to take off all your clothes so you can imagine.
4. SEX ESCORTS
These are always a call away, you only have to break through their circle to know them. These ones usually work under pimps. They also go by the name of erotic or bikini dancers and pole dancers.
5. Mobile masseuse
These are ladies who find you in the comfort of your home to give you massage aka sex in disguise. They charge between 30K to 100k.
6. On top of most Kampala arcades
Most top floors of Kampala arcades house lodges. But these are difficult to notice. Only regular clients are aware.
It is possible to find a shop claiming to deal in computers with lodge rooms at the back. These arcade lodges are used by men and women who cheat in the famous lunch time sex. Most Kampala lodges are fully occupied from 12 noon to 3pm during which sex sessions take place.
Bankers aka the female tellers are most cited in this lunchtime prostitution and most notable Stanbic bank tellers. Top hotels also have call away sex escorts at the request of a hotel client.
6. Facebook Prostitutes
The ssengas and other girls who upload obscene photos are sex traders in disguise. It only takes the right words in their inbox to get to a conclusion. They always prefer to meet at your home.
Disclaimer: Most of these prostitutes are thieves, get involved at your own risk. We published this to bring up the debate of legalisation of prostitution other than pretending about the act.
In the next episode, we unleash a sex tape from the makerere university naked mile.
