By Ssalongo Nino Polly
5. Salim Ahmed
The type that will do anything to get laid. A survey done on-line saw him come to the N0.5 spot. The self proclaimed ladies chocolate has taken his horn an extra mile, even inboxing him self. Ahmed as he prefers to be called will get to you as long as you promise to show him your knicker lace. The Masaka based sex beast however, was stood up a few months ago by one (leila) a Makerere student when he came to Kampala. He had to export his horn back to Masaka.
4. Bob Macoy
Horn is written all over his eyes… He fell prey to the rampant spam inbox of conmen… (Hello i’m Miss Violet i saw your profile and liked it…i live in lagos-nigeria write to me at [email protected]). The love for sex saw Bob process travel documents to go and meet one Violet in Nigeria. Word reaching our desk however is that Bob is merely a barking dog that cant bite as one lady (name with held) confessed; “oyo alina wolokoso just naye wemutuka mu bulili atandika kuwoza singa jesus akomawo nakolayo one miracle and i ERECT.”
3. Kayiranga Lionson Issa
Appearing on the n0.3 spot unchallenged is this Seka, one could think he is paid to get Horny. If your a lady and he hasn’t inboxed you yet, you’re either ugly or you’re not friends. The introduction of Facebook zero and free monthly MBs simplified his work. He mainly targets the low profile babes on facebook (saloon ladies) reason being they use less English and are not so materialistic. If you think I’m telling lies go to google and search for the most horny religious men alive. lol
2. Shakur Amaru Collinth
He didn’t choose horniness, horniness chose him… This mutooro chap blends horn with humor, now thats a first class ticket to death. Ladies love guys with humor; its the easier way to get laid more so if your the silent burner type like Clive. If you like his status next thing he will be in your Inbox (Hey there more other things u could like….on my body —->refering to ka-choro).
1. Andrew Kabala Kryptonite
Its like he is on a Horn life support machine… the day it goes off is the day he dies… using crayons, draw a nice picture of a lady, upload it… I swear to you Andrew will inbox it asking for stuff! He moves with a condom already worn just in case. Taste??? No, that word isn’t yet installed in his vocabulary, he doesn’t have a taste. Are you a lady?? Are you soft in the middle?? Then relax… this Masaka born who recently proposed to one of his victims will inbox you soon [oba dala ajja kukuba kawala katu embaga as he promised her]
“[katogoaward]”