Ian Ford Nkera
If you are on twitter, I am pretty sure your timeline was all fun and laughter yesterday as jokes directed towards local artiste Diamond Oscar went viral.
The self proclaimed bling bling master has for long seen his twitter popularity or rather infamy skyrocket as he has always been a target for mockery. His tweets have invited laughs and insults in equal measure depending on how the reader views them so yesterday the HighLife brother was trending on twitter for many hours.
All this attention stems from the fact that Diamond Oscar puts every word wrong as far as grammar is concerned and his attempts to portray an image of a rockstar have very often been rubbished as outrageous. Poor Diamond. His broken English will never set him free and will forever resign him to a permanent joke.
Here are some of the singer’s tweets
@diamond_oscar:|”MORE THAN 50 GALS SEND ME MASSAGES ON MY FACEBOOK PAGE WHAT????”
Then a certain @IkeC4pt4In replies:”DIAMOND DO THEY ‘MASSAGE’ YOUR INBOX”…..Clearly Diamond meant to say,’message’.Poor guy
Another tweet by @diamond_oscar goes like,”I WILL MAKE YOU FEELING GOOD” of which @hpnamanya replies,”YOU WILL WHAT??”
So anyway Diamond Oscar has broken English as his claim to fame not these girls who parade themselves as socialites.Mschewwwww.
Tattoos all the body pic.twitter.com/5oJkZ6TDg2
— Diamond oscar (@diamond_oscar) September 14, 2013