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By Moses Abeka
There is growing concern the thin elastic latex rubber which drapes over the elongated vascularised mascular male outgrowth is running out of stock. This comes at a time when am failing to clear my own stock!
Just because God created man and woman, I dont support gender equality in this latex rubber industry. What the male can do, the female cant. Even women are complaining, “We want male condoms”. Lets look at how to maximise in such times.
1. Wash and Wear: After round one, just wash and wear for round 2.
2. Borrow: Your neighbour may not be making use of his, so go knock at his door, borrow then wash and return after use.
3. Timetable: Use one condom a day. Dont stop till it makes up for the next.
4. Turn Inside Out: Reverse the thing, wash and ride.
5. Borrow a Jacket or Jumper: This is how I finished my elder bro’s condoms back in the day. Check pocket and keep! No one asks.
6. Befriend a Nurse: This is the sure way of completing every box…with her!
