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Have Beautiful Girls In Makerere University Become Extinct?

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sexy-black-womanBy Ian Ortega

Everything is becoming extinct in the world, first, the real masculine men became extinct, and we got metro-sexual men. Then the real feminine women became extinct and we got she-males of sorts. I write with a lot of sadness this time round because, another extinction has occurred, it’s the disappearance of the beautiful Makerere University Girls.

As I walked through MUK yesterday, I couldn’t help but get lost in thoughts pondering on the question; “where did the beautiful girls, the hot girls that were littered allover MUK go to?” I didn’t think they would disappear that fast.

First, the girls begun getting less beautiful, but we didn’t notice since they still had a good sense of fashion. However, the MUK I saw on Monday was like no other MUK before. The girls were below 4 in looks, they had the worst sense of fashion, one that would send a cold chill down a Kyambogo Girl’s spine.

I Know this may hurt many, but so what? I am already hurt by the fact that the things that made me look forward to loitering around MUK, the beautiful heavenly creations that God had placed in MUK are no more. Who ate them all? How could they disappear and not even leave a single trace of their existence?

For the first time, I didn’t see a single girl in MUK that gave me a boner. This had never happened before. In the past, even before I thought of getting to MUK, the creatures one would find in Wandegeya would be enough to declare MUK without question as the mother-land of everything that has beautiful and hotness to its name.

For the first time in many months, the hastag #BringBackOurGirls will make sense to me. It seems the Al shabaab or the Boko-Haram abducted all the beautiful girls from MUK. It’s on this note that I am calling upon the whole Guild Council to create a commission of inquiry to investigate the causes of extinction. And since dinosaurs also disappeared in such a joking manner, so are the MUK girls.

Sources have it, that most of these girls are opting for UCU, and that may be true. Because if one took a sample space from UCU, 9 out of 10 girls would be a 9 on the hotness scale of 10. But why did it have to happen to MUK?

Did the MUK dudes become very boring that the girls opted to migrate? Perhaps it’s another of those Ngoni or Luo migrations where the hot girls migrated from MUK to UCU and MUBS and the ugly ones migrated from KYU and Busitema to MUK.

Cry beloved Makerere University because things have fallen apart. The moment the female lecturers begin to look more attractive than the female students they lecture, you know that something is amiss.

What happened to the beautiful girls at MUK? Could they be hiding in Nana, Karlmax or at Olympia? Because they can’t even be traced along the Kikoni streets, not even in Kikumi kikumi?

I am writing this article as a notice of appeal to anyone who find a beautiful MUK girl. Kindly Whatsapp her photo to my number 0788-551-121 and if you are a beautiful MUK girl and you believe you exist, send me a nude photo of yourself on 0788-551-121 or contact me via my blog.

Otherwise, if 30 days pass without any response, I will sermon the elders of this country, the former and current prime ministers, the president, the Ugandan Police and the Ugandan Army and we shall quickly begin a one year mourning period as a way of grieving for the death and extinction of the hot girls, the beautiful girls, the ones with milk and honey properties, the ones who stir up boners in us, yes we shall be mourning for our sweet pretty girls that used to fill up Makerere University.

For God and Our University.

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Ruth Kalibbala: 25 years in the industry and still growing strong

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She is not your ordinary celebrity, with a versatile experience of 24 years and above, Ruth Kalibbala is a beautiful multi-talented female entertainer who has served the Ugandan entertainment with passion and a full heart way back from 1994. The 40-year-old wife, philanthropist, and media personality is now a presenter on Dembe FM and Spark TV, though she is famously known for her acting skills.

Unlike many popular personalities, Kalibbala and her husband Charles Bwanika are parents to seven children aged 20, 18, 16, 11, eight, five and three, though they walked down the aisle last year 2019.

Kalibbala has maintained her young looks just like Lifeguard has maintained her photo on their condoms two decades later. She still has that face that gets our hormones in a rush. Women rarely reveal their true age so we can only estimate that she is about 40.

Ruth Kalibbala has featured in over 20 plays, here are some of them; kilagiro Ensitano ,Safari Maswaku ,Gogolimbo Kavavangalo ,Ekimala ebita ebunga ,Ngasuuza entate,State of the nation,Kili bubi ku goolo ya mutungo Kamabaya nimbaya,Bungulu Emizozombe Etc.

The ever smiling ‘Ruth’ also reveals that Mariam Ndagire is one of her role models.

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Mengo S.S crowned school debate champions

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Mengo Senior School are winners of the inaugural Uganda schools Debate Championship (USDC), a national debate championship that was conducted at St. Mary’s College Kisubi.

Mengo defeated Seeta high school to take the honors of the highly billed championship organized under the theme, building competitive minds for Uganda’s development.

Over the five days, students discussed topics from among others, the appropriate curriculum that’s suited for Uganda’s development needs to what a just tax system that can enable the development of Uganda’s SME sector would look like.

Organized by Debate Society Uganda, the championship is the climax of the society’s annual schools program which involves debate training and competitions in different regions of the country, from which schools qualify for the national finals.

This year’s championship convened over 200 students from 30 schools in the Northern, Eastern, Western and Central regions of the country. Students took part in activities including debate, public speaking and different conference sessions.

On the eve of the championship’s final, students had an interface with members of parliament in a session graced by the deputy speaker of parliament Rt Hon. Jacob Oulanyah.

Closing the tournament, NRM national treasurer Rose Namayanja emphasized the importance of debate in grooming leaders, noting that she is a product of debate herself. “Platforms like this (USDC) expose you to a diversity of opinion and perspective from across the country, which leave you a more knowledgeable person. I have been a debater since high school, and throughout my days at university. It is because of debate that I picked interest in national leadership.”

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Campusers to get loose with TV star Casmir

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TV star Casmir is yet again set to host a mega party for campusers. Dubbed “Party with Casmir”, it is back big and better and will take place on Saturday, September 28th at Rock Bar.

To be held under the theme, “Get Loose,” it promises to be a fun-filled event with lots of activities lined up to keep revelers entertained all night long from rap battles to artiste performances to deejay showcases among others.

The event will be graced by several artistes including Karole Kasita, Tonix and Big Tril among others while top deejays like Dj Crim and Ali Breezy will be on the decks to keep the party going till late.

Speaking to media on Wednesday, the Campus 1o1 host on Urban TV reiterated that this year’s edition is aimed at encouraging campusers to live with in their means.

“Stop trying to copy the lifestyle you see on social media,” he cautioned. “You should always live with in your means or you will end up in problems.”

“You want the good life, you will have to work hard for it.” He added.

The “Party with Casmir” event, which made it’s debut on the social calendar early last year, brings together campusers from different universities to socialise and network in a fun setting.

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Photos: Campusers enjoy party at Nkozi bash

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It was a fun-filled affair at the Nkozi bash as both freshers and continuing students of Uganda Martyrs University converged at the upscale Bbosa Hostel and partied the night away over the weekend.

The event, dubbed the Nkozi Fresh Bite Bossa Bash, an annual staple of the hostel, was this time around graced by DJs Ssesse and Alza, who had the campusers dancing all-night to hot music mixes, much to their delight.

The majestic hostel’s courtyard was centered by a huge white dome, inside of which was an air-conditioned ambiance, complete with a bar, dancefloor and seating area where some of the revellers were situated throughout the night.

Bbosa Bash is an annual event which usually attracts hundreds of campusers, some of whom come from other universities across the country, all in the name of joining their counterparts for the party.

Here are some photos from the event.

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