By Moses Abeka
They are the kind of girls your mother warns you about. Their lure, the press finds irresistible, the reason they literally own or owned acres of tabloid space. Sparkling and intoxicating they will get into your heads, consume your thoughts and make your heart utter perverse things. Though unfit to dine at the same table as Amber Rose, Britney Spears or Lady Gaga, these are good girls gone bad, wild and crazy. Presenting to you, the Uganda’s most celebrated bad girls.
10. SHEBA: Daring, young and wild, Sheba made her mark in the tabloids as highlight pole dancer setting horny revelers of Ntinda- based Buddies on fire. With looks of a weather beaten fox and agility of a pussy cat, She is said to be making Luga Flow rapper, Mun*G speaking in tongues. Her ranking as 10th is not to despise her ability but show how far she can climb up the ranks to the bad books of history. Clap! Clap! If you believe she can!
9. SYLVIA OWORI: Uganda’s corporate bad girl. She is the only bad girl out there who knows how to keep in touch with her rude girl side and still maintain her dignity and respect in public. Hugging a toy in the night and carrying home an award the next morning. She deserves to be recognized.
8. STRAKA MWEZI: Real names, Pamela Atim, Straka is one go getter who could have made it to hosting a show on MTV, if Luganda were an International language. The then slender Acholi babe turned a city heavy weight earning herself a massive following and uplifted several upcoming male artistes who saw a Beyonce in her. Gravity and Ceaserman partly owe their career progress to this woman. By maintaining her accent and ”TOMALIRA BUDDE” attitude to learning the Queen’s language, she makes the Robin Kistis of this world mere wannabes. She carries home the 8th position.
7. MARGLA: Raggamufin rude girl’s passion for nudity seems to fuel her passion for explicit music videos. The rude girl still has alot to do to climb in these ranks and because she has unlimited potential to excel, we give a motivating 7th position. Not bad, not bad!
6. IRYN NAMUBIRU: One of the latest entries to the ”bad girl familiar” , Iryn’s erotic stage performances and exposure of flesh to her dear fans caused ripples. Her ”Bonna Obasinga”video caused a stir. The black revealing swim suit was too much for Ugandan TV viewers. It was redone with a much ”eye friendly” retro setting. The most recent arrest in Japan and strings with some big shot cemented her place among the greatest go getters.
5. KABAREEBE DOREEN AND EVE MBABAZI: We had a tie for this position. It was a well fought fight between these two models. Eve almost snatched the position for wearing a fishnet, a thing today’s model would still not dare. She almost lost the throne to fellow model who left bare what her teacher always whipped her for showing off while still in kindergarten. Kabareebe stirred a fad among trend seeking girls when she went pantyless causing Hon. Simon Lokodo to draft a bill which came to be known as ”Mini skirt bill”. See how the naked butt of Kabareebe almost inspired a law? Anyway what’s in a name? ”Kabareebe” literally translates to ”Let them see”. AI BAMBE!
4. SHADOW ANGELS: Roger Mugisha’s angels earned this position placing them just a step away from the gold, silver and bronze medalists. They missed a medal because they were employed to do what they had to do. They had a boss. All others in this list are their own bosses.
3. BIG PUNISHER: Do you remember her? Well if you have read newspapers for at least a decade, then you must have. The big punisher was a top sex brand ”punishing” horny men. She is said to have bedded over 1000 men. Check Red pepper archives for confirmation. Her punishments.
2. AMANDA ANGELS: The Kimansulo architects. They raised curiosity, giving the then Minister for Ethics and Integrity, Miriam Matembe and her predecessor Hon. Nsaba Buturo sleepless nights. The campus sex videos are amateur to these girls. They saw, they conquered, and they fell but they still managed to scoop silver.
1. BAD BLACK: Obugaalooooo….. It is not easy winning gold. Kiprotch can confess, no, Shanita Namuyimba aka Bad Black can confess. Whether behind bars, on streets or abroad, Bad Black makes headlines. A well-documented story of a girl who rose from camping at Speke Road to throwing open bar parties, cruising latest wheels, all by sleeping facing upwards while making her money. I refuse to write much, her story is well documented.
