Author: BigEyeUg3

Compiled by Ian Ortega The presidential spokesman is a super motor-mouth. He fears no one, not even the president for who he works. An intellectual as he calls himself, he speaks without restraint. Here are his quotes aka Tamale Mirundi’s quotes. 1. “Even Jesus knew that lawyers and judges are confused that’s why he advised settling things first at home!” 2. “Museveni can’t fire me.” While refuting rumours that he was being replaced by Sarah Kagingo 3. “Why should you be worried when an impotent man eyes your wife.” While commenting on former VP, Prof.Bukenya’s presidential ambitions. 4. “There are…

By Ian Ortega Masaka Tops List After carrying out a month long survey, we now reveal the full list of popular Ugandan music artistes and their districts of origin. We can now tell which district produces the most popular artistes. 1. Keko: Tororo District 2. Bobi Wine: Masaka 3. Juliana Kanyomozi: Fort Portal 4. David Lutalo: Luwero 5. Jackie Chandiru: Arua 6. Rachael Magola: Iganga 7. Maro: Jinja 8. Eddy Kenzo: Masaka 9. Gravity Omutujju: Butalejja 10. Captain Dollar: Jinja 11. Abdu Mulasi: Masaka 12. Coco Finger: Lira 13. Lady Mariam: Ntugamo 14. Don Balaam: Ntugamo 15. Mathias Walukaaga: Masaka…

Compiled by Ian Ortega He is known as a fire-releasing politician, most of his quotes are quotable. So we bring you a compilation of all his quotes. Kahinda Otafiire is currently the Minister of Justice. 1. “Tamale Mirundi should leave issues of the generals to the generals.” Commenting on Tamale’s verbal attack. 2. “I am 85kg, do you think I have become big because of corruption?” 3. “what was a wetland doing in the middle of a city?” questioning the Nakumatt vs Nema saga 4. “Even Museveni Knows I am fire.” 5. “I don’t like this nonsense. That is my…

By Some Ugandan 5. She only wants to meet you in public places, she will always propose places like city square, new taxi park, in church, by the road side, near public toilets etc 4. She always comes with a bunch of her friends when you want to meet her so that you will feel shy to bring up the topic. 3. She will only come to visit you personally when she is in her periods and will blame you for being too unlucky. 2. She will pretend to be a staunch born again christian and she will cram those…

Ian Ortega When Mowzey Radio and Weasle TV got to the BET awards ceremony, the host of the night said: “Yesterday you were simple artistes, today you are great ones.” So when the ceremony ended, the musical duo went to their hotel room and declared: “From now onwards, Yesterday we were Mowzey Radio and Weasle TV, today we are ‘Radio BET’ and ‘Weasle BET.” So their stage names have been officially changed. In fact, they now declare that failure to add the BET tag to their name will be tantamount to insult. It is also believed that everyone in Goodlyfe…

By Moses Abeka Like a miner salvages gold from muddy depth of the earth or lustrous diamond beneath a rock, Christian rap also known as gospel hip hop is a gem drawn out from the secular hip-hop culture whose values and traditions are deemed unworthy in Christian aspects. Secular rap themes shade tones of pride, money, sex and violence, painting a distasteful picture hurting eyes of Christian faithfuls. Despite the negative outlook, hip-hop cannot be ignored. It is compelling movement that has got the youth dreaming thus some have looked at the picture in another angle embracing the art of…

NTV Uganda As Uganda prepares to move into various stages of commercial oil production, public private partnerships have been cited as being critical in optimizing dividends from the sector. Speaking at the Launch of the Institute of Petroleum Studies this morning, experts in oil and gas have defended the approach as being key in ensuring that more revenue is retained in the local economy.

By Salim Segawa This morning, the Club Music Video Awards nominee list was released after the judges sorted out what they thought were the videos that needed attention. Big artistes like the trio neighbors Chameleone, Bebe Cool and Bobi Wine might now be wondering why they didn’t get any nomination on the inaugural Club Music Video Awards. But hey, keep calm; you have won so many accolades ‘naamwe!’ Well, when Jasmine Dowitala, one of the judges who happens to be affiliated to MTV (Senior Producer) related Uganda’s music videos to be more of Caribbean in one of her articles, many…

By Moses Abeka Former Miss Uganda Dorah Mwima, the home schooled beauty from Tororo has proven beyond doubt that she is beauty with purpose. After shaving off her hair on 26th June in support for cancer patients, the miss Uganda 2008 winner has called upon celebrities to go bald and gone ahead to organize a football match between local celebrities and their fans in a move to raise funds for Uganda Cancer Institute – children’s ward. She insists that this is not a public stunt but an inspiration she drew from Australian model Stefania Ferrario who used her popularity to…