Arsenal FC fans were handed a perfect Valentine’s day gift. The Gunners completed a thrilling home and away victory over Premiere League leaders, Leicester City. The sweet last minute winner handed the Gunners a 2 – 1 victory. The victory enhanced the Gunners’ chance of EPL Victory as they reduced the gap to two points.
After the match, our snoops spotted various Arsenal fans dashing to nearby clinics to purchase condoms. One fan in Mutungo was seen withdrawing his savings for Valentines evening party.
“I swore not to celebrate this day had Leicester defeated us. I am going to fire her with hot bullets,” he bragged.
Majority of Bodaboda stages were seen vacant in Banda. It is said Arsenal Fans make a majority of the population.
Some were seen buying plastic flowers and ordering kilos of meat as they retired from the day’s work to take home to their wives.
According to a snoop in Kamwokya, one Arsenal fan declared an “open pot” the entire evening at their malwa joint. He paid all the bills.
Arsenal fans have a solid reputation for being very passionate, verbose, annoying and crazy. If you date an Arsenal fan and he did not give you an orgasm on Sunday, he never will.
English strikers Walcott and Welbeck delivered the bundle of joy.
Staff Writer