By Ian Ortega
What’s the easiest way to get a girl’s number in Uganda? What’s the easiest way to hit the nail on the head and get the results? Thanks to Whatsapp, Ugandan dudes have been able to figure it out. It’s not even rocket science. In fact, it’s so easy that you get to agree that in simplicity lies the true art of genius expression.
If you want to get a girl’s number in Uganda, any uptown girl, one who’s a ten over ten, beautiful that you could purchase her in dollars and pounds, then here’s how to do it.
Ask two simple questions.
“Are you on Whatsapp?” If the answer is YES, then ask “What’s your Whatsapp Number?” and you will have her number without beating about the bush.
But then, this Whatsapp number, what’s so special about it. For starters, Whatsapp will see her accidentally send her nude photos to you. She may even get so bored one day and decide to pay you a visit.
Whatsapp Girls are more liberal than Facebook girls. They do selfies, they twerk, they release nudies and they do sextapes. The only danger of a Whatsapp girl is that if you do sex with her, you are not sure whether she’s not recording your sextape.
But all the same, it’s on this point that I ask any girl reading this, “What’s Your WHATSAPP” Number. I wanna google you come 2014, so you can yahoo for me with your Youtube as I tweet your Twitter.
“[katogoaward]”