By Our Reporter
Sports Pundit, Aldrine Nsubuga has finally thrown in the towel on his marriage with Liverpool. This follows continuous heartbreaks, heart attacks, high blood pressure and states of unconsciousness he’s suffered while supporting the club.
He explained why he was divorcing Liverpool aka Loser Pool.
“That club has no vision. In the 1980s, I used to be an ardent Bayern Munich fan. Then in 1982 and 1986, my European team (France) was beaten by Germany in the world cup in the semi finals. The pain I suffered in the name of France forced me to divorce my relationship with Germany football. That included Bayern. I washed myself clean of Germany football in general.
Today, Germany and Brazil are the two football nations I hate most. After all those years of divorce, I reconsidered my position during this summer. The exciting football in the Bundesliga and the stylish German teams caused a re-think and I consciously decided to get a team to support in the Bundesliga. It couldn’t be Bayern because they are the symbol of the Germany national side. My best bet was BvB Dortmund – the style, the yellow (KCC FC) and they sing #ywna anthem. A natural fall back position. So yes, am now officially # team BvB in Germany.”