By Staff Writer

Bad Black must be the most shocked gold digger on earth at the moment. She is more dissapointed than the fans of Game of Thrones.

So we broke the news that she had gotten engaged to a muzungu lover aka daddy yo. It turned out the muzungu lover was as broke as God’s Plan.

Final verdict? Bad Black has chosen to fire him and even returned the ring to him. She says there are still 5 other men she’s expecting in the country.

This could be the shortest engagement in the history of Uganda’s relationships

By Staff Writer

Bad Black aka Snail Baby got engaged last night after her mzungu lover officially proposed to her.

Bad Black’s boyfriend aka brother was around to capture every moment with wild cheers.

The mzungu lover has also planned to use the last one weeek to buy Bad Black some chunks of land and has asked her to write a business proposal so he invests.

Congratulations Bad Black; ekyakuzaala kikugagawaza

By Staff Writer

It seems all ladies with big asses have all of a sudden turned into motivational speakers.

Gone are the days when all that hawt babes did was post their photos and pick a random quote of Marilyn Monroe. Now they have become thought leaders. They want to have a say of every topic. They want to be appreciated for their brains

The celebs we loved yesterday are fast becoming the most hated ones. Sheilah Gashumba morphed into a night king aka Uganda’s miley cyrus.

Now it is Lucky Mbabazi. People insist she should stick to shaking her booty in studio and stop playing the morality police officer on social media.

Well despite the backlash she keeps receiving, she claims not to be bothered. But we all know it is a lie.