“[katogoaward]”
By Ian Ortega
First and foremost, BigEye.ug simply carried out a survey and generated these answers, thus we are not responsible for what you understand. We are one part of the message, we are responsible for what we write, not what you understand.
Here’s how to know it’s a Kyambogo University student. You know it’s a Kyambogo University Student if…
1. If she walks to her lecture room with her hair net and plastic sandals.
2. He holds a K-series phone (Kabiriti, Ka-torch) and still has the guts to vibe a girl with Blackberry, Samsung S4.
3. Lunch is as simple as those big bindazis, and water.
4. When it’s lunch, they go to the Peace Park for fellowship.
5. Is not sure about the location of Guvnor, Club Rouge and has never been to a 3D cinema.
6. Is more scared of getting a retake than getting pregnant or getting HIV.
7. He doesn’t iron on his way to lectures. His clothes last saw the ironing box, a few days to Christmas, his hair last saw a comb during the last assembly he had in secondary school.
8. She does not know what the f**k Whatsapp is all about.
9. She automatically becomes your girlfriend once you give her money to print her course-work and buy her a rolex.
10. The only numbers she has saved in her phone are Warid numbers.
11. Does not buy airtime of more than Shs.500.
12. She thinks a campus relationship is a marriage.
13. English does not concern them, discussions groups are conducted in mother tongues, Banyankore Physics group, Basoga procurement discussion etc.
14. ADD MORE…
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